Dear Santa, as you know, the holidays I get nervous and make me even more upset, between cold, traffic, furious shopping and eating .. I prefer to stay confined to the intoxicating warmth for my ugly event isolated from the rest of the universe.
However, since by day I am asked "who want to Nataleee" and answer only the CN pout .. at this point to me a little list I made here ..:
-A new liver, I have is greenish bile plagued me is slowly turning into a goblin evil;
a double-robot, which deals with all my Rogne and is omnipresent in the home of grandparents and relatives, friends, parties, work, etc. ...
-A clock that stops time and things around me;
prize-a trip to Thailand with massaggini olietti incensini including relaxation and lots of smiling monks No people who speak any language I know and who merely smile;
-a box of Prozac for the darkest moments;
-of hallucinogenic mushrooms or LSD is fine too;
-a bonus for killing 10 people (can be used in lifetime) as games;
-A gold card that let me skip the files and red tape of any kind (university, municipality, public administration); -...
not okay ..
ok end.
Merry Christmas
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